ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

(via voldemorph)

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via i-need-a-fat-guy-because-i)

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01-09-2014

i hate that my mother is back from vacation

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01-09-2014

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via kararin-chan)

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(via l0st-beauty)

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via not-an-angel)

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

(via iamthesmallbird)